So.........

.... it's been a year or so since I bothered to spew forth invective on the Intarwebs, so I figured it was probably due.

Hurricane Irene. Wonderful. A hotel full of bloody retards with ADHD, no indoor voices and every fucking one of them has a barking dog. Our 40lb maximum dog weight went out the window, because these aren't the usual cumdrizzle fucktards who stay at our hotel, these are sacred personages known as "evacuees". Apparently this sainted status allows you to bring your drooling shitmonster where it normally can't go and generate a metric shit-ton of stress for the people who actually do the shitwork around here.

So no shock there.

We got off pretty light, with nothing worse than some flashlights that will vanish before we next need them and some leaves in the pool, so I guess it could be worse. My planned day of unfucking all that got fucked by Irene turned into some light maintenance crap and giving the front desk guy breaks from answering dumbass questions. Hell, I even got to have an awesome lunch of empenadas and hot-dogs in a screaming mass of Hispanics and their untended kids tearing about the place.

Overall, today was relatively light in screaming, loathing and wanting to commit acts of vileness upon person or persons unknown.